Ooompa Loompas

Augustus

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do 
I have a perfect puzzle for you 
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee 

If you are wise, you'll listen to me 
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? 
Eating as much as an elephant eats 
What are you at getting terribly fat? 
What do you think will come of that? 

I don't like the look of it 

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da 
If you're not greedy, you will go far 
You will live in happiness too 
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Violet

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do 
I have another puzzle for you 
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-da-dee 

If you are wise, you'll listen to me 
Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile 
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong 
Chewing and chewing all day long 

The way that a cow does 

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da 
Given good manners, you will go far 
You will live in happiness too 
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Mike

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do 
I have another puzzle for you 
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-da-dee 

If you are wise you'll listen to me 
What do you get from a glut of TV? 
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three 
Why don't you try simply reading a book? 
Or can you just not bear to look? 

You'll get no... you'll get no... you'll get no commercials 

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da 
If you're not greedy, you will go far 
You will live in happiness too 
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Veruca

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do 
I have another puzzle for you 
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-da-dee 

If you are wise, you'll listen to me 
Who do you blame when your kid is a brat? 
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat 
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame 
You know exactly who's to blame 

The mother and the father 

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da 
If you're not spoiled, then you will go far 
You will live in happiness too 
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